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Monday, March 31, 2008

Lets boycott HOLLAND

They never learn.... They are the ones that trigger all those crimes in the world and then claim that it was done by the MUSLIM. If they avoid any conflict, take care of sensitivity of other people, then the world should be at peace.

TO ALL MUSLIM, boycott anything to do with HOLLAND, DENMARK, and US until they learn to respect others. This is country that loudly said peace, democracy, respect, etc... but they are the ones that violate what they said.

Friday, March 28, 2008

FAS have CEO...

A good move by the state government lead by Tan Sri Khalid... We should follow other successful club like MU, Chealsea, Liverpool, Real Madrid, etc.

Make football as a business where we can gain money from there and players can have a good pay. Make FAS, KFA, PFA, etc as a brand like them.

Lets corporatize our football. It may bring a lime-light in Malaysian football... (but it may also deepen it into more darker side if we don't managed properly and too many political)

Lets make use of everybody skill... Lets player do what they know and lets manager do what they suppose to do and lets BOD do what necessary to make everyone happy.

Problem with del format for importing

When I run export from DB2 database into DEL format file, and then import to another DB2 database, I found out that if in a field there is line-feed character, or '\n', or something similar, then it will generate an error message due to some of the field were truncated due to the above character.

Until now, I have not found any solid ways as few of the solutions mention about IXF format which have some problems too... Anyone found any solution or ways to export a large table into another DB2 database?

No wonder they can win...

Today the first news I read was something related to promises. No wonder they can win at Penang and Perak and Selangor. They put in some promises that really was an attractive package.

However, to do that they must have something to replace or find money which I guest one of those is to transfer the burden to company or people that use foreign worker (as mention by Selangor which to enforce of RM10 levy)

They promise:
1. No toll (all people want it)
2. Bonus RM6000 every year to all family with salary below RM6000 (wow...)
3. Reduce oil prices
4. Maternity Leave till 90 days
etc.. etc... etc all you can think and you want...

Wow.... this is good man.... No wonder you can win...

But, I wonder, if you keep on spending like that, where you could gain money; introducing new things that might not burden you but others?; or loan from IMF; or loan from US?; or loan from Ah Long? .... well, I leave it to you .. Just hope that you did not make fool of people voting for you.

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Paku dulang paku serpih

Sebenarnya saya berbelah bagi apabila kerajaan Kedah beri tiket percuma pada peminat bola untuk melihat perlawanan bolasepak antara Kedah dan Perak... Berbelah bagi antara seronok dan juga tertipu.

Seronok... sebab setelah penat melihat di TV, serta pergi stadium (habis duit beli tiket dan duit minyak serta parking) dapat masuk percuma dan saksikan perlawanan yang dikira bagus kerana di persembahkan dengan 6 jaringan gol.

Tertipu... kerana ini adalah sumbangan kerajaan yang selalu mencanangkan betapa BN selalu membazir dan juga mewar-warkan betapa ia akan jadi kerajaan yang berjimat cermat. Tapi perkara pertama yang dilakukan ialah memberi tiket percuma yang dilihat sebagai pembaziran. Andai duit itu digunakan untuk membesarkan stadium serta duit tiket tu diberi sedekah kepada yang lebih memerlukan, lagi bagus. Kelantan yang dipimpin oleh PAS bertahun-tahun pun tak bagi tiket percuma tapi alih-alih baru berkuasa bagi tiket percuma. Itu tak campur nak bayar levi lagi.

Paku dulang paku serpih... sendiri mau ingat... Dalam bersyukur jangan lupa pada Allah...

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

DAP mahu dalang demonstrasi kena ISA

Tadi baca utusan... terbaca isu ni... DAP bagi analogi/persamaan demonstrasi HINDRAF bagi menegaskan perkara itu... Jadi sini saya senaraikan ke'SAMA'an yang dikatakan oleh parti roket ini.

Antara Hindraf dan Penang (mewakili orang yang terlibat demonstrasi hari tu)
1. Hindraf menuntut hak bagi bangsa India sementara Penang menuntut DEB yang terbukti membantu bumiputera bersaing dan juga memastikan bangsa lain terus mendapat faedah.

2. Hindraf hanya menuntu hak orang India yang dikatakan tiada (tapi ramai india didalam kerajaan dan ramai india jadi peguam... heran aku) sementara Penang menuntut DAP tidak menarik sesuatu yang sememangnya sudah ada

3. Hindraf mengatakan orang india ditindas (tapi kenapa ada orang india di universiti, di dalam sektor awam, dan jadi hakim... heran juga aku) sementara Penang menuntut DAP agar tidak melakukan sesuatu yang akan menindas orang melayu di situ

4. Hindraf kata ada berlaku pembersihan etnik (tapi kenapa masih ada kilang maruku milik india, peniaga india di sekitar jalan tun razak, dan sammy vellu jadi menteri selama berpuluh tahun... memang aku heran) sedangkan Penang menuntu DAP agar tidak melakukan sesuatu laksana penyisihan masyarakat melayu seperti di Singapura

5. Hindraf buat perhimpunan sehingga jadi kecoh dan banyak kerosakkan berlaku sedangkan Penang demonstrasi di komtar tanpa berlaku kerosakkan

6. Hindraf bising satu dunia hingga buat laporan palsu di PBB sehingga memalukan Malaysia serta menjatuhkan nama baik Malaysia, dan merugikan ekonomi Malaysia, sedangkan Penang hanya di Penang

So.. DAP... nak buat persamaan pun perhatikanlah dulu... jangan main terjah je...
Apa pun, kenyataan ini berdasarkan kenyataan DAP dalam Utusan...

Penggabungan parti komponen dalam BN... bolehkah dan perlukah?

Isu ini telah diwar-warkan oleh parti Gerakan dan PPP. Malah berulang kali mereka ini meminta penggabungan. Dan berulang kali jua hanya UMNO bersuara mengatakan tidak.

Bagi saya yang hanya minum kopi di warung dan sesekali melihat lampiran-lampiran pelbagai akhbar, perkara ini tidak perlu dilaungkan langsung. Alasannya kerana inginkan kesama-rataan (seperti laungan DAP).

Perkara itu sebenarnya tidak mustahil, seperti di US (hanya republikan atau demokrat), boleh jua berlaku di malaysia dimana BN ialah satu parti (dan bukan cantuman parti-parti lain). Namun untuk menuju ke usaha itu, Gerakan dan PPP perlu terlebih dahulu bersatu dengan parti asal mereka sebelum berpecah, yakni MCA dan MIC. Parti yang mewakili penduduk India perlu bersatu. Parti yang mewakili penduduk Cina perlu bersatu. Barulah boleh diutarakan penyatuan parti-parti lain menjadi satu.

Selagi mana parti-parti tersebut masih berpecah, maka tak perlu bersuara mengenai penyatuan dalam BN kerana andai sesama bangsa masih berpecah parti, apatah lagi berlainan bangsa. Takut niat yang baik akhirnya padah jua yang menimpa.

Fikir-fikirkan, renung-renungkan.... buat masa ini, yang paling baik ialah memperkasakan kembali parti masing-masing dan meningkatkan kepercayaan rakyat pada parti.

9 Mistake by BN

1. Slogan - Safety.Peace.Prosperity - The slogan itself is the biggest mistake ever make by BN. From the past election, we have seen promises in the slogan, but, for this election, we seen a statement like a black mail to all malaysian people saying that if we do not choose BN, then Malaysia won't be safety, won't be peaceful, and there is no prosperity. Safety? Everyday in the news we read stories on killing, robbing, raping, etc... Is that they call safe? Peace? We saw HINDRAF do street demo, BERSIH do street demo, we keep pointing finger to other races and that you claim peace? Prosperity? Oil price increase, when came to festive season, price of all used item increase without any hint, toll hike-up, electricity bill, water bill increase, tax increase and yet our salary remains the same. Although there is an increment, but there is no effect due to other increment too. SO... WHAT ARE THE PROMISES?

2. You never fight back - What ever claim by the opposition, you let it go as you assume people know better whose right and whose wrong. Well it seem here that you don't look innocent. There is picture of Najib with Altantuya, and few pictures of BN people in not a good condition... but BN never show the bad things of Anwar and his gang... Well.. you guys should fight back and show their bad look as PAS already mention in their ceramah that humiliate other people for the sake to let people choose the best is not HARAM... So, do the same la...

3. BN morality - Mr. Chua video sexs, Goverment documents being freely circulated, toll agreement, Judges issues, Indian Issues, etc.. have shown people what BN are. Although the people that circulate the picture, documents, etc is also looking for opportunity to get something (and they are damn evil as they are hidden behind good look), but BN are also showing those bad look to people. If we are secured, good look, etc then there won't be any bad image that can be shown by those opposition

4. BN failed to tackle issues - They have spoken, they have write, and they have complaint via media, email, internet, etc... and even doing the street demo, but you never learn, you never listen, and if you do, you never solve that issues.

5. Many unwanted ministry still in the election list - People hate Sammy Vellu because he never listen, people hate kavyeas because he always said what ever he like, people hate nazri aziz because he always get angry easily and start to say stupid word, people hate rafidah and sharizat because they stay there too long, people also hate pak lah because unable to tackle main issues and also in vacation when johor where affected by worst flood, and many others...

6. Comfort zone - Most of BN candidate feel there are in comfort zone and never do best in their campaign like the opposition did. They never list down what they plan for the people and only seen on the campaign week. They forget that the world is round. Sometimes you are at the top, and there is time you'll be at the bottom.

7. Only concentrate at Kelantan - We have seen kelantan get the most focus. We also seen that only Kelantan, Terengganu, and Penang get the main focus. What happen to others? Don't you think that others need that focus too? BN money to kelantan but what BN from that beside worst losses? None. They have shown us exit, so BN want to stay there? They only said ok for money but when voting, they vote others. Lets stay out from there and see how they managed...

8. Never try to win back - BN has never try to win back people heart as they assume that only certain people join opposition. Well assumption is the worst things to do.

9. Pak Lah never listen - Well this is the major ones.... Self explain

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Lawak Politik

Lawak Satu
Satu hari di sebuah tempat di pedalaman, di waktu berkempen... pada waktu pagi
Makcik: Nak datang ada apa?
Tukang kempen: Makcik ... esok mak cik pergi mengundi, mak cik mesti BULAT kan tekad
Makcik: Nape nak?
Tukang kempen: Sebab esok langit cerah. BULAN terang kelihatan mak cik...

Makcik pun duduk termenung... di waktu petang pula
Makcik: Nak ni datang buat apa pula? Makcik dah pun BULATkan tekad makcik...
Tukang kempen2: Jgn begitu makcik... Saya datang bawa khabar berita..
Makcik: Berita apa nak? BULAN tak nampak ke? hujan turun ke?
Tukang kempen2: Bukan makcik... esok kalau mak cik pergi mengundi, makcik buatlah perTIMBANGan betul-betul...
Makcik: aikk.. heran mak cik
Tukang kempen2: Ye lah makcik.. sebab nanti kat akhirat, kita tak leh naik ROKET ke syurga... situ BULAN pun dah tak kelihatan makcik.. sebab yang ada maksud hanya TIMBANGAN sahaja....

Lawak dua
Tukang kempen: lu tak payah takut...lu jangan risau kawan... saya tau macam mana mau tolong. kita kawan-kawan mesti bantu lo... lu mau naik pergi syuluga, wa kasi lu pakai wa punya ROKET.. musti masuk itu syuluga...


Lawak tigaNiat Mengundi: Sahaja aku masuk BARISAN, untuk naik ROKET, kerena menuju ke BULAN, demi menegakkan keADILan

Malaysian Cabinet 2008

Malaysian Cabinet 2008 (as of Tuesday, March 18, 2008 at 14:38)


Perdana Menteri: Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi
Timbalan Perdana Menteri: Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak

JABATAN PERDANA MENTERI
Menteri: Tan Sri Bernard Dompok
Menteri: Datuk Seri Mohamed Nazri Abdul Aziz
Menteri: Datuk Ahmad Zahid Hamidi
Menteri: Datuk Zaid Ibrahim (senator)
Menteri: Datuk Amirsham A Aziz (senator)
Timbalan: Datuk Johari Baharum
Timbalan: Datuk Dr Mashitah Ibrahim (senator)
Timbalan: S K Devamany
Timbalan: Datuk Hasan Malek

KEMENTERIAN DALAM NEGERIMenteri: Datuk Seri Syed Hamid Albar
Timbalan: Datuk Chor Chee Heung
Timbalan: Datuk Wan Ahmad Farid Wan Salleh (senator)

KEMENTERIAN KEWANGANMenteri: Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi
Menteri II: Tan Sri Nor Mohamed Yakcop
Timbalan: Datuk Ahmad Husni Mohamad Hanadzlah
Timbalan: Datuk Kong Cho Ha

KEMENTERIAN PENGANGKUTANMenteri: Datuk Ong Tee Keat
Timbalan: Datuk Anifah Aman

KEMENTERIAN KERJA RAYAMenteri: Datuk Ir. Mohd Zin Mohamed
Timbalan: Datuk Yong Khoon Seng

KEMENTERIAN PERUSAHAAN PERLADANGAN DAN KOMODITIMenteri: Datuk Peter Chin Fah Kui
Timbalan: A Kohilan Pillay (senator)

KEMENTERIAN TENAGA, AIR DAN KOMUNIKASIMenteri: Datuk Shaziman Abu Mansor
Timbalan: Datuk Joseph Salang Gandum

KEMENTERIAN PERDAGANGAN ANTARABANGSA DAN INDUSTRI
Menteri: Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin
Timbalan: Datuk Liew Vui Keong
Timbalan: Datuk Jacob Dungau Sagan

KEMENTERIAN PERTANIAN DAN INDUSTRI ASAS TANIMenteri: Datuk Mustapa Mohamed
Timbalan: Datuk Rohani Abdul Karim

KEMENTERIAN PERDAGANGAN DALAM NEGERI DAN HAL EHWAL PENGGUNAMenteri: Datuk Shahrir Abdul Samad
Timbalan: Jelaing anak Mersat

KEMENTERIAN PELAJARANMenteri: Datuk Hishammuddin Tun Hussein
Timbalan: Datuk Dr Wee Ka Siong
Timbalan: Datuk Razali Ismail

KEMENTERIAN PENERANGANMenteri: Datuk Ahmad Shabery Cheek
Timbalan: Datuk Tan Lian Hoe

KEMENTERIAN PERPADUAN, KEBUDAYAAN, KESENIAN DAN WARISANMenteri: Datuk Shafie Apdal
Timbalan: Teng Boon Soon

KEMENTERIAN SUMBER MANUSIAMenteri: Datuk Dr. S Subramaniam
Timbalan: Datuk Noraini Ahmad

KEMENTERIAN SAINS TEKNOLOGI DAN INOVASIMenteri: Datuk Dr Maximus Ongkili
Timbalan: Fadillah Yusof

KEMENTERIAN PERUMAHAN DAN KERAJAAN TEMPATANMenteri: Datuk Ong Ka Chuan
Timbalan: Datuk Robert Lau Hoi Chew
Timbalan: Datuk Hamzah Zainudin

KEMENTERIAN PERTAHANANMenteri: Datuk Seri Mohd. Najib Tun Razak
Timbalan: Datuk Wira Abu Seman Yusop

KEMENTERIAN KEMAJUAN LUAR BANDAR DAN WILAYAHMenteri: Tan Sri Muhammad Muhd Taib
Timbalan: Tan Sri Joseph Kurup
Timbalan: Joseph Entulu anak Belaun

KEMENTERIAN LUAR NEGERIMenteri: Datuk Seri Dr Rais Yatim
Timbalan: Datuk Seri Tengku Azlan Abu Bakar

KEMENTERIAN BELIA DAN SUKANMenteri: Datuk Ismail Sabri Yaakob
Timbalan: Wee Jeck Seng

KEMENTERIAN KESIHATANMenteri: Datuk Liow Tiong Lai
Timbalan: Datuk Dr. Abdul Latiff Ahmad

KEMENTERIAN PEMBANGUNAN USAHAWAN DAN KOPERASIMenteri: Datuk Noh Omar
Timbalan: Datuk Saifuddin Abdullah

KEMENTERIAN PEMBANGUNAN WANITA,KELUARGA DAN MASYARAKATMenteri: Datuk Dr Ng Yen Yen
Timbalan: Noriah Kasnon

KEMENTERIAN PELANCONGANMenteri: Datuk Seri Azalina Othman Said
Timbalan Menteri: Datuk Seri Sulaiman Abdul Rahman Abdul Taib

KEMENTERIAN WILAYAH PERSEKUTUANMenteri: Datuk Zulhasnan Rafique
Timbalan Menteri: Datuk M Saravanan

KEMENTERIAN PENGAJIAN TINGGIMenteri: Datuk Seri Khaled Nordin
Timbalan Menteri: Datuk Dr Hou Kok Chung
Timbalan Menteri: Datuk Idris Haron

KEMENTERIAN SUMBER ASLI DAN ALAM SEKITARMenteri: Datuk Douglas Uggah Embas
Timbalan Menteri: Datuk Seri Panglima Abdul Ghapur Salleh

Monday, March 10, 2008

Anjing pun pandai jaga anak

Dah 2 minggu rumah berhadapan dengan rumah saya menjadi penempatan sementara seekor anjing dengan anak2nya... Saya perhatikan si ibu anjing ini begitu menjaga anak2nya. Jangan ada sseorang pun mendekati pintu pagar rumah tu, pasti dikejarnya. Begitulah jaganya si ibu anjing ini akan anak2nya. Bapa anjing je tak tahu mana satu... tapi tak kisah leh.. lumrah binatang...

Bila lihat perilaku anjing tu, saya sedih melihat manusia sekarang... Yang lelaki kebanyakkan sekarang memang macam bapa anjing tu... Tahu buat je.. Time jaga tak de lak. Cuma perempuan sekarang je yang payah nak cari macam ibu anjing tu. Caring and protecting.

Majoriti ibu2 sekarang reti buat, lepas tu letak kat tong sampah, pintu rumah orang atau pintu surau, dan tempat2 lain yang tak wajar langsung. SEDIH...

Kalau nak buat seks sgt jgn sampai mengandung... Pergi je hospital suruh ikat rahim tu... Udah le berdosa kerana berzina, tambah dosa dengan buang anak lak...

Ya ALLAH, selamatkan hambamu dan keluarga hambamu ini dari perkara keji dan terkutuk itu......

There is no GHOST voters ..

Until now, people only claims that there is ghost voters... but till now, I have not seen any of those being arrested or shown in any news papers as prove. I have read all major newspaper and also go through all website (either by pro-BN or pro-xxx). None have ever shown prove of what the said. Well.. if got one shown and it is proven... than I agreed that there is ghost voters.

If they are malaysian then they are true voters. But if you are talking about some foreigner that went voting and you got proved (not just bumbling or saying...), then I'll take back my word.

As far as I know, currently, no ghost voters. WHY?
1. I born in Kedah (my birth certificate shows kedah). Grown big in Penang (my IC shown Penang address). But stays in Selangor. No one in that areas know me since I only went back there once a year (for raya or the most is once in 3 months). Only few know me... Even my relatives don't know me very well. If I register to vote at Kedah or Penang, don't you think I'm valid voters or I'm ghost voters. If refer to a few statements from XXX, I'm ghost voters as they will not recognize me and I don't stay there.
2. If I were to register and vote at Selangor, they will claim I'm ghost too as My IC don't show that I belongs to Selangor residents....

However, I agree if you say that there is few cases of mistaken identity. This is due to security weakness in MYKAD and the process of producing it. Beside that, with current structure of MYKAD number, there will always be possibility of 2 or more people have the same ID number.

I solute Koh Tsu Kun .. Other should follow

After the election... BN had discover that there is tsunami in Malaysia trigger by movement of the moon (PAS), seeing by the eyes (PKR), and fired by the rocket (DAP). They had their first worst defeat in the history.

Most of them just kept quite. Others run away from the news. However, only one I saw brave enough to step out and admit the losses and lets his team decide his direction and that person is Koh Tsu Kun.

Samy Vellu.. where are you? Say something? Admit it... There is no more thrust from the Indian to MIC...

M Kayveas.. You should also step down or at least admit your mistake. People don't really like what you have done or said.. If not, you won't lose.

Well... I believe Koh Tsu Kun has done what ever he could at yet, due to current situation plus hidden agenda, you lost. However, I still respect you as you are gentlemen enough to admit and accept the losses.

Well... This is politics.. There is time you are at the top.. and there is time you at the bottom.. Lost is not the end of the time. It is the new beginning of somethings. It is the time for the people to judge them and it is the time for BN to condemn them.

"Win A WAR not a battle"
"Losing one battle does not means we lost the war"

Tuesday, March 04, 2008

I hate NAZA bikes

It has been 3 weeks my NAZA PRISMA stranded at workshop. First issues was no replacement part. It was not like Honda, Yamaha, Suzuki, Kawasaki or even modenas; where you can get spare-parts easily.

Then, I was told that the spare-parts come together in one whole bunch... WHAT? stupid bikes... Other bikes was way not like this. How can you call that spare parts when one part problem but you need to buy a whole set.... DAMN STUPID... a part will only cost you around RM50 .... but when you buy something that you don't need due to STUPID design (and what our KPDNHEP said buy only things you need cannot be apply here) it will cost you more than it should be...

Then, when I checked with the workshop, I got another damn MORON news... The spare part were not even in its factory at Shah Alam... They also had to get it some where... DAMN STUPID...

to all malaysian.. DON'T BUY NAZA BIKES... ONLY GOOD IN PRESENTATION BUT NOT FOR SATISFACTION OR AT LEAST FOR USAGE... unless you have a lot of money to waste...

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